Thursday, May 28, 2009
Ok, I was looking through my coms picture gallery to find some pictures to amuse myself. and Guess what? I did. Both series are from the 2008 Bintan trip.
First one, is about Val.
Here, BERN and I are sailing happily. (I was manning the gybs). Happy kids sailing! But, what goes out, must come in. (Val and Bern changed places midway, Bern took the Kayak with Bae)
I know that that is not standard Landing technique, but it works well enough. Here, you can see Val PRETENDING to free the sheets and the Dagger board, BUT, she didn’t touch the gybs and the rudder.
Note- Boats in strong winds with un-freed gybs = bad idea. And then….
Oh right, thanks Val! This picture should be used for DJ Phrancis’ next SS test. Look! Val’s STRUTTING AWAY! And the confused look on my face…hmm…must have been the burgee showing funny readings. I NEVER look confused around a Laser Pico!
And then pity pity, I’m all alone de-rigging the boat for landing, but some helpful guy from the water sport center decided to help me out!
Yes, I think it runs in the family…but no, I did not just strut off like Val, I was facing out of the wind to check out a cut I got UNDER MY FINGERNAILS (painful as very painful). I like friendly and helpful people.
Next up, we have Dad! And his…..antiques/he-can’t-help-it moments.
Along the beach, we find a hammock!
Here is a happy Mum using the hammock happily. Then, Dad decided to have a rest!
Pancake flop! Oh but wait, there’s more!
Dad says : “Woah! How come all of you play like so fun?!” (Yes, my dad speaks Singlish and is damn funny with it)
Dad: “Ah!”
Dad: “Ouch, what happened?” Yea, we meant
Dad: “woah! so relaxing!”
Yup, he needed help up, and after all that….
He decides to use it as a shawl…
That’s my dad and sister for you. Charming family, don’t you think?
And yes, I have a fetish with accents. Jenny! The East London accent is out dated! Get the Aussie-Hybrid and I’ll buy you a new phone!
Things that HAPPEN(ED) today
-I went to school. Surprise Surprise...
-I freaking owned everyone with my 24/25 summary (what happened to Humble 2009!?)
-I'm refusing to reveal the marks of the papers I did not own in
-TH was being suspicious (being suspicious and being suspicious of something)
-I bought Chips!
-My lunch made it's presence felt while I was running with MR
-Jenny topped her class (of 18) in Literature. Good...keep it up...not as good as my 96% hahaha
Things that I SUSPECT happened today
-Someone THougHT he was HoT
-Someone thought their summary owned me
-Someone looked in my direction
Things that DID NOT happen today
-DJ Phrancis was rousing the SUDETENs in a STUKA into an ANSCHLUSS
-TH was NOT suspicious/being so
- Jenny called me! :( I was ready to walk out of class to answer the phone if you called at a weird time!
Ah, eventful day.
Ever since TH brought up his stupid suspicion that Jenny does not exist, I was set thinking
(there's a difference between thinking and blogging)
First, I wouldn't have a suspicious TH. Sorry. I went into detail.
On the other hand,
My childhood would be a huge blank, for one. I wouldn't have played Runescape. I wouldn't have any anticipations of a phone call, say if she got bored and decided to say hi. I wouldn't have a star for all my daydreams. I wouldn't have someone to chat with at night- someone who would actually sit still and listen to my bitching, conspiracy theories, theoretical physics and my attempted mushy talk. I wouldn't have someone to tell me that everything's ok, to show me that my 60% in a test is nothing compared to her 40%. I wouldn't have someone who would not get at defensive when I make fun of her. I wouldn't have someone who actually thinks I'm normal.
That's just the surface of THE Jenny E Patterson.
Warnings
- If you are a Mark Soh, loves gangsta rap, hates NICE music, I suggest you do not press the play button.
-The 2:05 onward is the nice part
Ignore the people/the dancing.
Eternal Flame- The Bangles
Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming?
Is this burning an eternal flame?
I believe it's meant to be, darling
I watch when you are sleeping, you belong with me
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, then come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling
Say my name, sun shines through the rain
A whole life so lonely, then come and ease the pain
I don't want to lose this feeling
Close your eyes, give me your hand
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Or is this burning an eternal flame?
(Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming)
Is this burning an eternal flame?
(Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming)
An eternal flame?
(Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling
Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming
Is this burning an eternal flame?)
Ok, you see how serious I am? I went through the trouble of deciding on a theme song!
Now, you guess, who the other person is, and who chose the theme song.
Inconsistencies
-Nobody calls nobody "darling"
-Nobody watches nobody sleeping
Singapore-based Muay Thai middle-weight competition!Mind you, Muay Thai is my most feared (as in, I fear it) style of fighting, because- It doesn't bloody make sense to KICK WITH YOUR SHINS and HIT HIS SHINS! broken bones are very common, and I hate broken bones, give me a bloody nose any day
From the Start, I was all for Jökim "Jukä" Karlsson from Sweden, written in English as (I think) Joakim "Yukay" Karlsson (pronounced "You-Kay") He was already 37 then, was aiming to win one last time before retiring.
Nice guy, and I liked his background. May sound lame- he went to jail, made wrong choices, and Muay Thai changed his life.
He's mainly a Muay Thai kick boxer, 20-10-1 (W-L-D). His punches are love, his kicks not as strong.
SADLY, at the first episode I watched, Episode 10, he lost to Sean Wright! What more, by a TKO! (Ironically enough, Sean is from the UK)
So, being as fickle minded as I am, I decided, John Wayne Parr is gonna win!
Boxing, 10(10)-3-0 [W(KO)-L-D] So, how many matches did he win withOUT a KO?Kickboxing, 71(35)-27(2)-0 [W(KO)-L(KO)-D]
MMA, 0-1-0 [W-L(submission)-D]
Know why I support him? Because he's a Tae-Kwon-Do...person...guy...fighter. His MMA path...yea, stick to boxing. He's Aussie-stralian. 31 then.
He DOES much better than Yukay in almost every aspect, but he does not have a cool life story nor is he Swedish.
This guy is a killer with his kicks, Whenever he kicks, I do one of the following.
1-Squirm
2-Squeal
3-Close my eyes
4-All of the Above
I told you so...but, he lost to Yodsanklai Fairtex. If I have something bad to say about Fairtex (which I OBVIOUSLY don't! serious!......he's the best!....woohoo!.....great...) I will never. He is Da Bomb. Which pisses me off to a slight extent.
Although...Bas Rutten is still on the top of my "do-not-touch" list.
Jason who? Jason Chambers? My former idol? Nah, I think you made a mistake.
wha...wha...what happened to "Location Location Location"?!Sum up- my favorite shows
1- Human Weapon. oh! so this is where I've seen Jason before!
2- Fight Quest
3- The Contender ASIA (boxing in "The Contender" is lame. John Wayne Parr would trash)
4- Final Fu. not hardcore enough...
Post Script:
Your Say : My Say, -100 : 100
Guys(on this page)' hotness : someone else's hotness, 100:-100
Guys(on this page)' cuteness : Jenny's cuteness, -100: 100
was it really that predictable?
I have finally ran out of things to blog about, interesting or not, so, I decided, while chatting with Jenny, I should blog about her! No, you don’t get to see her, but you can see what I chat about with my new/old best friend!
Ever since a particular Friday, I lost my night-time chat buddy. So, while Yew Hong was busy with his ultra-engaging DOTA match, I was telling Jenny about my dream!
as you can see, Jenny and I are very close, and we teach each other cool stuff. Other than that, you don’t even think about befriending her online, I will go over and pummel you into the ground. 1 more thing, what’s up with the Firefly?!
Also, I have been asking my friends this question “If I get wheel-chair bound, will you push me around?” it’s meant to be serious, weed out the non-friends, but Jenny….she’s exploiting it!
Not only did she exploit it, her spelling sucks as bad as mine !
Of the others I asked,
Yew Hong- epic phail, fails as bad as his favorite topic (damn, I'm sweating ;p)
Miller- says he would wheel me to the closest flight of stairs and "get you down in the fastest possible manner"
The rest were your average "Course I would!"
To conclude, I STILL have all the say, Jenny is cute and someone (ahem ahem) is not hot.
I scored a goal
I completed my English weekend homework in 9 minutes
I looked at her
I stared at her
She didn't look back
I looked away from her
I saw the other her
Mr Chan let us off early for chem
I lived through chem
I walked Cui Ling to the bus stop
I raced to Clementi
I made up my mind to wait
Tomorrow,
I'm gonna do it all over again.
Maybe, just maybe, I'll be able to plant my feet into the ground, and watch her walk past.
I saw her eyes, they make shooting myself in the head not seem like a bad idea
What's wrong with a little..."visual pleasure".
PE and Her. Period.
I'm left with an immature-claiming Jenny.
Maybe Jenny's right. We're all too young for this.
Never thought I could get jealous? Well, I can.
I once described it-
Being in your plane didn't seem secure, so I bailed out, intending to parachute to safety, leaving you and your plane to go on, and I leave in a separate direction, but, I got snagged on the door. The turbulence feels much worse when you're just being dragged along, unable to let go.
You're deep enough to figure the rest of the story.
The only way I can make one sentence appear below another is if I don't press "Enter" which PISSES ME OFF!
This post is about my awesomeness and other people/my not-awesomeness.
Aces of War. Remember I said their English failed? Well, they have logic loops too.
Historical Background as the subject matter....aliases of such blah blah blah are fictional...!?
My DIVE bombing epic fail. Let me explain why. In Dive bombing, you fly around 5000ft above your target, then drop into a 70-90degree dive, drop the bomb, and pull out at around 500ft.
One of the more prominent dive bombers in the Dauntless SBD (Picture above). So, surprise, surprise, I really was trying to dive bomb.
Lets see how many things I got right.
Cruising Alt- 5000ft. FAIL (1ft)
Dive Angle- 70-90. FAIL (0degrees)
Pull out Alt- 500ft. FAIL (1ft)
Oh Dear, I think I am epic fail…
Next comes my Medal of Honor (which I got too lazy to blog the actual post about)
Here, we have a German Officer and a German General beating the ^&*#! out of each other!
I was neither of them. I was dead, as the "Next respawn in 2.4 seconds" indicates. Death cam rules!
After my Dive bomb epic fail, I decided to do it right.
Woohoo! Flaps on, Altitude correct, bombs going, aim on target. I'm good to go!
Oh...1 tiny flaw...I'M USING A DAMN B29-SUPERFORTRESS! Just FYI, you take 3000ft of altitude to pull out of a 45degree dive. I have only 982ft.
Now, back to MoHH!
Nazi Camper fail! (My sleeves and Thompson SMG tells you that I am an Allied fighter). He was waiting outside the house, I saw him from the second level, and left via the backdoor (he was camping at the front door). Apparently, he failed as a stalker, and soldier in general. I beat him to death with my rifle, didn't want to insult my bullets! HAHAHAHA being mean.
Here, we have a defy-al of physics! No, not that I am so awesome, I can bash 2 Nazis at once, it's that the front Nazi has turned partially-invisible!
For those who refuse to believe that I am awesome, let me prove to you that there are 2 Nazis in the pic. One (further behind) is a German Officer(GO). You can see him clearly, with his beret on. The other is a Snow Infantry(SI), he is partially-invisible. As final prove, there is a helmet floating in mid air. I punched it off the SI's head, proved by the fact that the GO does not wear a helmet, and is wearing his beret.
This is prove that SIs turn invisible! This guy too is partially-invisible. You look closely. SIs wear a helmet and a ski-mask underneath. Look for the ski-mask in the pic above if you're as skeptical as Miller.
Here, the soldier is thinking "woohoo! Ich gehe zu schießen dich!"
Meaning - "woohoo! I'm going to shoot you!"
But, I'm looking at him through the scope of my Endfield Rifle, and it has 3/65 bullets!
Hah! and now he's thinking "Ich bin nicht mehr kool aussehen!"
meaning "I don't look cool anymore!" Thoughts about death didn't cross his mind, surprisingly.
Completely irrelevant!
Boom! (-*-) headshot! For the uninformed, he recoiled backward as the shot hit, the thing just left of the Y-axis is his beret flying off. From that, guess my name.
If you guessed Willie, Tony or Oliver, sadly, you're wrong.
Woohoo! I am teh Awesome! 100% accuracy! I actually missed 3 shots, but I used a Bazooka initially, got a few double kills, so my accuracy at times was 200%. Max accuracy is 100%.
Now, time for Aces of War!
Yea! Peeping Tom FTW! Ok, fine, I was trying to ram the plane. Collide, fail the mission, but it will still be fun to do!
Overshot it so damn many times, drew FlaK, fighter cover and defensive fire. Finally, on my 3rd try, I hit him. There was turbulence nearer the larger plane, screwed up my collision.
Pilot Academy! I hardly blog about it because of it's stupid looking models and textures. It's a Flight Simulation game with a few flight missions, main attraction is the Free Roam mode.
In this mission, I have to land my 747-400 at a partially built runway, WITH A TORNADO! There are a total of around 6 tornadoes along the flight route, 1 at the short-runway.
Hard to tell, but my plane was stall-falling, it turned out to be one of the most perfect landings I have pulled off with the 747! Even better than in Free Roam, with the longer runways, and lack of tornadoes.
Remember Ace Combat? Yea. Remember my awesomeness at refuelling?
Don't fret anymore, there's a pic of my FALKEN refuelling! Not visible in this pic, but Shughart was pacing just above the tail of the 737.
Doubt I have ever blogged about GTA: Vice City Stories. But now I have! Let me jump you in. I completed the game 3 times over, and now have an extremely convenient cheat device that allows me to be a god in the game. I like driving a Police Car, turning on the blinkers and pretending I'm a cop. Why? Don't ask. I LOVE the blinkers on Police cars (the ones in VCS are kinda stupid)
Here. I'm tasked with stopping a plane who has a wanted fugitive! You can see, I epic fail. The tires crushed my suspension.
Wow! Look at my $$! - Twenty million, Four Hundred and Forty Two thousand, Five hundred and Forty Seven dollars!- In numerals $20,442,547. It has since almost doubled.
This is how I make the Mula! $10,514 in a SINGLE stunt! Yes, I know I used the cheat device to float my car across the whole map, but it's still cool!
Remember the Cheat Device? Infinite car-spawning?
Yes, I can screw up. Better still, I can screw up twice and spawn two police cars, on top of each other, BOTH STUCK ON A LAMPPOST!
Though I love pretending to be Police, I HATE THE REAL POLICE! (although my Cheat Device enables me to turn off my wanted level :p )
Oh teh noes! Police! 4 stars wanted level! Bazooka time! [BOOM!]
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha! All your polices is dies! Wait...5 starts wanted!? WTF!? HEY! Someone made a mistake! (My bazooka ammo didn't change not because of a cheat, but because I 100% completed the game.)
Because I am Teh awesome, I turned it down to 3 starts! But...
Hey! It's not funny anymore! You blew my tires! The bar on the top shows my coordinates (part of the cheat device) as (X axis, Z axis, Y Axis) it also shows FPS (which was 36 at that point) and Vehicle speed. It was blurred because the stupid axises changed their values with varies decimal points. i.e. 100.321- 100.0 so the bar couldn't move fast enough.
Test time! How many understand why the display bar is blur? No one? great. I wasted my time.
Now, time for my...Armored Core Formula Front- Extreme Battles!
I use ONLY my AC-1, gave it the best equips. Mr Pham will be proud to see his mathematical influence on my team and robot name!
Cos Θ! ! HAHAHAHAHA
those funny symbols are Greek for "alfa" and α=(Alpha, modern day A)
Robot fighting action!
Every Geek's paradise. I go for all rapid fire, suppression, then charge in and sword him. (AP just = health)
Battle Sum up. On the graph, Red is the enemy, who's Health reached Zero before mine. He consistently shot me up, but the steep falls in his health were caused by my sword, dealing almost 800 damage each strike.
So, to sum up, I am teh awesome, you have no say, so shut up!
Damn. Time-marked 0035, time now- 0245.
1819-1963. Singapore's flag as a Crown Colony.
1965-present. Singapore's flagI seriously admire Singapore's success as a country, but somehow, I prefer the former.
I'm sorry
WHERE THE HELL IS A MAID WHEN I NEED ONE!?
Went around The Paragon on 28th March, 2030-2130, because I thought I was really hilarious. At 2030, my phone rang. Checked it, it read "Earth Hour!" And I looked around...
Wait...why are the lights still on!? (I had to imprint the date and time on the bottom of the pic)hmm...it should be something like....
but, it seems, The Paragon was too upscale to turn off their lights, lest the Cortina theft be repeated a few times.
Yes, sadly, The Paragon did not participate. The only shops I did see with lights off, were closed. (Do not be fooled! The highest level (which seems dark) is not occupied!)So, other than the The Fullerton Hotel (which I did not make an effort to visit), Earth Hour in Singapore is an epic fail............SHUT UP! I said it failed! You have no say!
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I don't believe myself, 1 person- a girl, as it turns out- who doesn't even know of/refuses to acknowledge my existence can make me hate or like school, just by deciding on her attendance.
I love Mr Pham, I dislike (extent to be decided at ones own imagination) Mr Melvin Lim. I'd rather have Mr Chan teach us Math. Don't ask why.